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Starving Bruiser

Starving Bruiser

Starving Bruiser

Another grotesque looking fellow complete with a Gene Simmons zombie tongue (ladies...)

His boils, stains and "bog-of-eternal-stench" like bits suggest to me that this guy has spent a little time under water.

He's lost, and yet compensated perfectly for said loss, a finger on his left hand at least.

And are those tattoos on his forearm? Could it be that we are dealing with a frat boy zombie of sorts?

Either way- he's nasty to deal with... Especially with those under arm growths... I can only imagine him waving that arm of his in the firehall screaming, "BINGO!" and having those tenticles flap about getting zombie juices everywhere.

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